rosesau:

i think the person writing these headlines deserves a raise

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pathologising:

wish i was cute and also not an absolute fucking idiot

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acourtofwhitesandracism:

I’m sorry but homophobia and racism aren’t opinions

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sinnlosekunst:

once i’m mentally stable and fully covered in tattoos it’s over for you

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trainthief:

honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that 

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Every time I think I want a girlfriend and start talking to someone I realize that uh, no I do not.

jodiefoster:

i’m not sleepy in a cute way but in a chronic depression and insomnia way 

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Ya boy is straight up not having a good time

hohoehoes:

come into bed and listen to the rain with me

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ctrlaltdel-myfeels-deactivated2:

Okay but pulling on my clothes to get me closer to you is pretty fuckin hot

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